Tom's Life Bits

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=====     George Carlin's Views on Aging =====

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like
    to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years
    old, you're so excited about aging that you think in
    fractions.

'How old are you?' 'I'm four and a half!' You're never
    thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on
    five! That's the key.

You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You
    jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.

'How old are you?' 'I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13, but
    hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your
    life ! You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony.
    YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!!

But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you
    sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out.
    There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's
    wrong? What's changed?

You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa!
    Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know
    it, you REACH 50 and your dreams are gone.

But! wait!! ! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!

So you BECOME 21, TURN 30,  PUSH 40, REACH 50 and make it to
    60.

You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that
    it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!

You get into ! your 80's and every day is a complete cycle;
    you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime. And it
    doesn't end there. Into the 90s, you start going backwards;
    'I Was JUST   92.'

Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you
    become a little kid again. 'I'm 100 and a half!' May you all
    make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!

HOW TO STAY YOUNG 1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This
    includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about
    them. That is why you pay 'them.'

2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.

3.Keep learning. ! Learn more about the computer, crafts,
    gardening, whatever, even ham radio. Never let the brain
    idle. 'An idle mind is the devil's workshop.' And the
    devil's family name is  Alzheimer's.

4. Enjoy the simple things.

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for
    breath.

6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only
    person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be
    ALIVE while you are alive.

7. Surround yourself with what you love , whether it's
    family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies,
    whatever.Your home is your refuge.

8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is
    unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve,
    get help.

9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to
    the next county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the
    guilt is.

10. Tell the people you love that you love them , at every
    opportunity. AND ALWAYS REMEMBER :
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but  by the moments that take our breath away.

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