Tom's Life Bits

I love the writing of Amy Alkon. It's funny, creative and irreverent. She's the modern day Ann Landers. Her award winning advice column is carried by over 100 newspapers. Title is “The Advice Goddess”.

• It's A Bootyfull Day In The Neighborhood Nov 2010
• Going Whole Hug Nov 2010

• Wrong Side of a Craigs List Ad Slate Aug 2011
• Tacky History of the Pink Flamingo Smithsonian Sept 2012
• My Foreign-Exchange Family, the Nudists WSJ March 2013

• Honk if you Love Jesus, Text while driving if you want to meet him.
• Teacher Pointing Ruler joke

(Also look at Current Topics under Esoterica)

• American Idolists May 2009
• Allison Williams Supermodel Open denim shirt Jan 2016
• Anne Hathaway Upskirt Dec 2012 Movie Premiere, The Wiz
• GM Junk Pile June 2009
• GM Milestones June 2009
• Jennifer Aniston GQ Jan 2009
• Carla Bruni nude June 2009 France First Lady
• Kathryn Bigelow Oscar gown (babeware)
• Online World of Female Desire WSJ May 1, 2011
• Lindsay Vonn Body Paint SI Swimsuit Feb 2016
• Maverick Cheerleaders
• Miley Flashes June 2010 Perez Hilton blog
• Miley Teddy June 2010 newsgroup
• Miley Side Boob May 2012 also fake (maybe) topless
• Miley No Panties
• Miley Wardrobe Malfunction
• Miley Short Shorts butt & black tights
• Natalie Portman Side boob
• Sharon Stone Harper's Nudes Aug 2015
• Sting and Wife Erotic kiss Feb 2011
• Karina Smirnoff BW April 2011 from Playboy May 2011
• Hailey_Clauson inappropriate photos 16 year old model Aug 2011
• Kate Hudson see through Jan 2012
• Miss America 2012 Jan 2012
• Maria Sharapova 2012 Feb 2012 (also Joan Guest)
• Alec Baldwins Fiancee bottomless wind blown skirt June 2012
• Miranda Kerr July 2012 runway upslirt after giving birth
• Lady Gaga Fame commercial July 2012 nude pose
• Olympic Girls pose Volleyball and others
• Kate paparazzi topless Provence Closer cover, photographers location
• Heather Somebody leaked cellphone pic Summer 2012
• Kate Bottomless Summer 2012

• Heidi Klum topless Apr 2014
• Brooke Shields Pretty Baby nude