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Will I Live to see 80?

Here's something to think about.

I recently picked a new primary care doctor.

After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age (I am 64). A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, “Do you think I'll live to be 80?''

He asked, “Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?” “Oh no,” I replied. “I'm not doing drugs, either!”

Then he asked, “Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?” I said, “Not much…my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!”

“Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?” No, I don't,” I said.

He asked, “Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?” “No,” I said.

He looked at me and said, “Then, why do you even give a shit?”

info/live_to_80.txt · Last modified: 2010/03/31 10:22 by tomgee